Monday, October 17, 2011

David Letterman

I enjoyed listening to the top ten things you don't learn about teaching in college. I copied them because I can definitely relate (my comment follows each). 10. Why are the bad kids never sick? I wonder the same thing.
9. No matter how sick you are, it is easier to come into school than to write sub plans. I used to feel like this, but now, thanks to NTI this summer, sub plans is a piece of cake!!!!
8. When students tell you they really have to go to the bathroom, always believe them. This is true, I have a story to tell.
7. Forget your college friends and loved ones, who’s your best friend? Wipes!!!! Good point!
6. How to disarm the school alarm system on the weekend! I have a story to tell…!
5. You’ll get so sick and tires of hearing your last name, you’ll want to change it. Oh, I can relate!!!
4. Your fitness program will consist of carrying your bags to and from school. So true, weight lost is a possibility.
3. Two words, ‘Differentiated Instruction” So true…
2. The principal’s office is still scary…Yes, it is!!!
1. Always be good to your superintendent. Always!!!
Jan

2 comments:

  1. At this time, I don't think any of my classmates have commented on David Letterman. He is so funny and I enjoyed it!!!. I annotated comments on each item. Memories of comments surfaced. It was great!!! It's like ...been there , done that!!!!

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  2. Sorry, a couple of errors I did not notice.....Shoul have been tired (in reference to students calling your name)
    Weight loss (in reference to carrying bags,etc)
    Jan

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